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quillkiller · 16 days ago
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if u think narcissa is irredeemable what do u think abt regulus?
have i accidentally made it seem like i think regulus is a good person…. he’s my emotional support holier than thou self pitying manipulative failguy who can’t shake his superiority complex no matter how hard he tries and no matter the au..
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lleaudau · 4 months ago
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Stop this is so stupid, no one cares, but I need to do something so just posting: I’m leaving the Marauders fandom because eveyrone is just so mean. I’ll say something and everyone will go after me? I genuinely feel like crying right now like I’m holding back tears like actually because of the fandom and I’m sensitive I know but oh my god? Everything i say about the fandom is always directed at the toxic fans, not everyone but boo everyone comes on me calling me a bad person like I didn’t do anything? I don’t even wanna draw these characters anymore, or write fanfiction about them. Why can’t this fandom just be calm? For once? Just be respectful and nice and learn how to read. It’s not what they say but more so how they say it. They want to be mean. And everyone just agrees with them? I know I might come off as ‘rude’ when I post stuff but I mean it always sarcastically, I genuinely don’t care if you like Fanon only how you choose to idk choose to treat others if they have a different opinion. If I do offend anyone, I’ll apologise, if I get into a debate, I’ll make sure to always thank them for not escalating the situation. I always write in my posts(one that I think comes off as more ‘mean?’ Idk) that it’s okay if you like this and it isn’t directed at you, only toxic fans. But still no? Why can’t we be nice? Also, why is it always directed towards people that like canon? People that prefer fanon make posts like that but they don’t get the hate. I don’t even wanna think about these characters because I’ll think about the comments and I’ll become sad again but I love these characters so MUCH but I feel like I can’t love them. I don’t know, I’m just being sensitive but it still hurts,, this rambling was kinda useless but oh well I’m just done with this fandom.
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megglepie · 2 years ago
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u still drawing porn of adults diddling kids or have you realized how fucked that is?
im not really drawing anything lately bc i have a life but clearly you’re still mad about fictional character porn i drew once over 6 months ago 💀💀
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kalashtars · 8 months ago
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venting in the tags yippeee
#damien.txt#gender talk time 🤪✌️#....................................................................................#screaming crying throwing up rolling around on the ground <- said completely deadpan#uhm. as always. thinking abt gender. and questioning. my whole life. bc. i cant stop doing that#soooooo like. my big thing. abt gender. is as much as im like. he/they-ing it here and irl. its kind of... complicated?#as ive gone on ive realized more and more that i dont. really. feeling Anything towards those pronouns#neither do i she/her. or they/them.#and just generally the whole Concepts of male/female? so like. im always like hmm. whats happening here#and other completely incoherent statements djbdhdbf sorrry anyways#i keep having these moments where im like. hmm. maybe. im leaning too hard into the masc. maybe i am not. he at all.#but ive like. really full committed to the bit yknow? like esp irl. all the ppl ive introduced myself to in the last 2 years have known me#as 'he'. and as someone who wears mostly masc clothing and generally attempts to present masc#and like. i bought a skirt a while ago and i was trying it on today and i was like oh. wait.#and before u @ me i KNOW!! clothing does not equal gender!! but there was just something abt it#and recently (the past like. year lmao) ive really been contemplating like. what i actually want out of transitioning or whatever#bc like. increasingly its become more obvious how... fucking difficult that is.#and the more i think abt it the more im like. bro its not even worth it for me? tbh? also like. sometimes i look in the mirror and am like#hmm. this does not feel better than it did when i hadnt transitioned at all. yknow?#like the last 10+ years ive been existing in this state w my body where im basically just. tolerating it. ignoring it. even.#and that hasn't... changed. after t. and ik thats not like the fix-all but its got me wondering if some of it/a lot of it#is just body dysmorphia? rather than dysphoria? bc like. god knows i have that too.#and just. idk. i feel Really Really anti-gender most of the time. would in fact. not like to be conceived of at all.#but on some level im trying to think abt it practically bc if that ^ is my thoughts on gender fr. i have to decide whats worth it#and like. i miss cool clothes. god men's clothing is so fucking boring. holy fuck.#and AGAIN i KNOW gender doesnt equal clothes but also like. i am Aware to the wider world it still works like that#and truly if i rocked up to work/class in a skirt everyone would be like What The Fuck#and i kind of want to!! but im also scared of that reaction lol#AHHHH why must gender be so complicated. i want to lay on the floor#lol there was literally more but i ran out of tags LMAOO sorry everyone. gender complicated. peace ✌️
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maplesyrupsainz · 1 year ago
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙i told my friends u were the one | 2023 grid˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pt2
pairing: 2023 f1 grid x nepo baby y/n prost reader (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: nepo baby spoiled girl :) this is part 2!!!
summary: in which everyone's favourite nepo baby has to share her time between all the f1 garages
a/n: second part:)) any guesses on who she could be dating💌
request!!!!: I would love a smau with reader who’s a nepo baby but is everyone’s fave nepo because she’s just living life aesthetically and the grid loves her and she’s hinting at a soft launch (idrc with which driver)
fc: gracie burns
my masterlist
part 1 • part 2 • part 3 •
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yourusername i guess the race season started
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user1 this post screams my bf is f1 driver lance stroll
carlossainz55 ferrari garage missed you this weekend
yourusername i was preoccupied 😔
lance_stroll better luck next time
landonorris not fair y/n ur supposed to share ur time between all of us
yourusername i'll do better next week i promise
charles_leclerc you better
user2 got so many conflicting feelings
user3 ikr so many mixed messages likee
user4 as a y/n lover this race season is gonna be so fun
yourbff
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yourbff life following my best friend around the world
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user5 IS THAT LANCE AND Y/N
user6 URMMM
user7 well
yourusername i love u so much im soo lucky 🍀
yourbff i love u
user8 i feel changed by this post
landonorris are u avoiding me y/bff/n
user9 he's always in everyone's business for no reason
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landonorris slay
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user14 the caption
yourusername slayyy 🧡
danielricciardo of course ur behind all of the slaying
yourusername what's ur problem
oscarpiastri you slayed lando!
user15 why is everyone saying slay😭😭
user16 yet another spanner in the works
user17 LOL didnt lando confirm that they're just friends
charles_leclerc y/n orange doesnt suit you
yourusername will keep that in mind thanks
landonorris shutup charles
yourusername posted a story
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landonorris get over it
oscarpiastri you can ignore him & talk to me 😊
mclaren he's in trouble for this
yourusername oops
scuderiaferrari this would never happen at our garage
yourusername thank u ferrari ❤️
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yourusername on race days we wear red ❤️‍🔥
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user18 why is the most exciting part of race weekend seeing what teams garage y/n picks to hang out at
user19 no fr why is it so funny
scuderiaferrari and the crowd goes wild!
charles_leclerc looks much better ❤️
yourusername thanks i feel honoured fr
oscarpiastri anti slay😕
landonorris 😔😔
yourusername you had your chance !!
user20 not y/n bringing slay into the grid vocabulary
pierregasly we wanna join the competition y/n
yourusername of course you can contact my secretary and we'll be in touch 😊
lance_stroll im her secretary
yourusername no you arent
yourusername posted a story
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landonorris hard launch when
user21 WHO IS HEEE
user22 whoever he is is the luckiest man alive i fear
user23 i wont rest until we get a hard launch
user24 could it be a ferrari driver considering she was there today😭😭
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yourusername alpine was the most fun so far because it has kika
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francisca.cgomes had the best time giggling with you.. come back soon
yourusername i'll be back as long as you are there😻
pierregasly okay? that's my gf can you relax
yourusername shut up pooerre
user25 POOERRE😭😭😭
estebanocon i love y/n!
yourusername i love estie bestie!
estebanocon 🤔
user26 im so obsessed with y/n being all over the grid every race weekend
user27 i love her so bad
user28 y/n prost u will always be famous
lance_stroll come back i miss you
yourusername aww you sweet sweet boy
user29 wait.. i love them
lance_stroll posted a story
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user30 URM HELLOOO Y/N
alex_albon FREE HER
lilymhe we want her
maxverstappen1 you are hogging her
lance_stroll you snooze you lose
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yourusername & here's to my real friends!!!!
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landonorris ?? what the hell y/n
yourusername the last pic is me when the weekend ends & i have to leave williams garage
lilymhe you r so obsessed with us not even a pic of urself on this one
yourusername i would just distract from the pure slay vibes
logansargeant 💀 stop saying slay
yourusername no.
user34 lol y/n loves williams so much
user35 & when williams merch sales increase because of this post then what?
liked by yourusername and williamsracing
williamsracing we love you y/n! keep slaying
alex_albon not you too 💀
yourusername 😊😊😊
maxverstappen1 the order you have chosen to visit each team garage in is alarming
yourusername aww is maxie angy coz he wins everything but bitches??😕
danielricciardo HAHAHA
maxverstappen1 nevermind you are no longer welcome at red bull
user36 💀 poor max getting bullied
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yourusername i remember this garage being much more fun when daniel ricciardo was around ...
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user37 is she allowed to say that...
user38 one thing about y/n is she will always say whatever she wants
maxverstappen1 i respect the honest review i will do better next time
yourusername aww dont worry max emilian i had the best weekend 😊
kellypiquet ❤️❤️❤️
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danielricciardo i just laughed out loud at this
danielricciardo this is such an unprovoked comment
yourusername omg yay it worked i got your attention
danielricciardo you need therapy
landonorris i've been saying this!
user39 daniel ricciardo stans rise
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yourusername u were my daisy 🌼
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user40 omg she's insanely beautiful
lilymhe please y/n give me one chance
yourusername one? i got a million for you
alex_albon ?
lilymhe why are you trying to ruin a special moment between two girls
charles_leclerc wow
danielricciardo wya y/n?
yourusername ur mum's house
landonorris are you from tennessee
yourusername dont you say another word
oscarpiastri slay 🧡
user41 🤔
yourbff how has ur side profile sent half the grid running away blushing
lance_stroll it's not just the side profile i fear
yourusername female gaze vs male gaze..
yourbff omg im living in hell
THE END 🤍
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creampz · 1 year ago
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#★vegasbaby. is my personal tag for all my work(s). sometimes i don’t update my mlists right away, but any time i post you’ll see things under that specific tag. (fics, hc's, etc..)
minors are to not interact with me or any of my works. must be 18+ or it's an immediate block. it would help a lot if you have some kind of age indicator! i’m not your parent so what you choose to consume despite ignoring my boundaries is up to you. i have mdni everywhere on my blog, but if i catch you lurking at all when you shouldn’t be, i will block you. this is an adult space.
i write requests on my own time and when i feel like it! currently, they’re open. thirsts like these take me quicker to write. please be patient because i try to answer everyone <3
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keep in mind, i’m only one person running this entire blog and it’s very hard to monitor constantly. if i don’t get to your ask(s), i apologize :’). i love talking to you guys!sometimes when im away ill run on queue
i write only for fem! reader (smut) — for angst, fluff i don’t mind writing in gender neutral.
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no, i don’t write for mahito.
again because this is a frequent question lol, i do not write smut for underage characters (megumi, yuuji, yuuta, maki, etc) please don’t ask me to age them up either !!
yes, i write for the women in jjk.
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honeytabbies · 4 months ago
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OKAY. HERE WE GO. my black bulls doggies!!!! :D
there's definitely a noticeable difference in style/quality of some of these just due to time between each design and/or how i was feeling at the time of drawing them (these hot and rainy summer months have been super rough on me)
ALSO they were all done symmetrically so that i wouldn't burn out and could actually finish them LOL . OK EVERYBODY BELOW
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starting off with asta, a husky/coyote mutt!! :D in my au, devil users end up becoming hybrids of whatever their devil is. so since liebe is a coyote, that's what asta is too!! (also, i haven't drawn him yet, but yuno is a malamute :D similar looking breeds but different since they're not actually related!)
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(here's liebe too hehe, scrappy lil coyote!!)
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then of course, noelle, who's a saluki!! a very regal breed for a very royal gal!! i thought making her pigtails into her ears was a fun idea HEHEHE
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(+ an alternate design version!)
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here's finral, he's a shetland sheepdog!! gentle and sweet and always trying to herd his people together :) you might notice that with some of my designs, i end up doing extra scarring; that's usually just personal headcanons, as i think some injuries would be too grievous to fully heal. though some (for instance, gauche) don't have a canon story behind them, i just think they're fitting
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vanessa, who's a cavalier king charles spaniel!! her ears sorta blend into her hair lol, i had an alternate version where they were the same darker brown as her fur but i decided that them blending in looked better and fit the breed standard as well.
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gauche, the ever wary american akita!! being a fiercely loyal and protective breed, but aloof and suspicious of strangers.
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then there's grey, who's a long-haired chihuahua!! sweet and skittish HEHE, also i haven't drawn it yet but i've always imagined her big transformation disguise that she's first introduced as to be a rottweiler LOL
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next up is luck, a jack russell terrier!! i've always thought this was a very fitting breed pick, intelligent but highly energetic and a little mischievous !!!
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and of course, magna is never far behind luck; he's a dobermann pinscher!! similar to luck in energy and intelligence, but even more fiercely protective of his loved ones.
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GORDON!!! actually one of my favourite black clover characters, he's a dalmatian not only because of the fitting aesthetic, but also because of his kind and sensitive personality!
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the masked supermage zora, a german shepherd! watchful and sometimes stubborn but loyal nonetheless made this pick fairly easy to come to. though, before getting to see more of him, my initial pick was actually a kai ken!
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charmy's design is one that i'm the most proud of for sure; i mentioned in an earlier post that the different peoples are different species of animals. well charmy is a half toy poodle, half american badger!! i thought a badger was a VERY fitting pick, as they are generally unbothered by much unless their food is threatened LOL
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and finally, lastly (for now) is nero!! she's a bull terrier, but i really wanted to keep her twin tails from her anti-bird form! her outfit is definitely the one i edited the most, i just wanted to give her something more practical out of personal preference.
additionally, henry is an old english sheepdog, nacht is a black norwegian elkhound/fox, and yami is a wolfdog!
I HAVE SOME OTHER CHARACTERS DOODLED HERE AND THERE but nothing else really finished yet. if there's a specific character anyone would like to see i would be SO happy to draw/doodle them to show off!! i honestly have a huge list of dog/cat breeds picked out for every character i could think of; i just am hellishly indecisive and can never pick who to start on next AHDSJAGDJSDK
THE POSITIVE RECEPTION TO MY ART SO FAR HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY BTW AUAGGHHH i have no idea how/if im able to reply to people directly but just know that i keep reading over everyone's reblog tags and stimming like crazy IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH AUHGHFEHGGRH
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➤ Favorite pony from main 6 : applejack
➤ Favorite pony from all series: BIGMAC💗💗
➤ Favorite sanrio : pompompurin he's so me
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I like to think that I'm kind and caring,i love taking care of people, so yes slide in my DMS if u're lonely,im always down to make new moots and friends on here !
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I might add more in the future !!
Also have tags like "Silas tag !!" Where it's a post or a reblog of my friend or moot !!
Gifs & blinkies are not mine !! (I think that is want they're called
Recently started playing guitar ! fucking metal yes yes
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bloopitynoot · 3 months ago
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Reading SVSSS: Chapter 1
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For those who don't know, I am reading SVSSS for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag bloopitynoot reads SVSSS. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read.
Chapter 1: Scum
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two seconds in an i'm already intrigued by the "anti-anti" dynamic. We have an anti-hero Luo Binghe and the "anti" fan Shen Yuan. p.9
honestly we live for a king like Shen Yuan though - bless those fans who make concise summaries in the epic fandoms. p.9
Fucking hell Luo Binghe :( p.10
Side note unrelated to the plot of this- the amount of page flips I have done to hit that guide at the back these first couple pages; outrageous.
in relation to point "Fucking hell luo binghe :(" even his teacher is Bullshit. p.10
ENDLESS ABYSS?! p 11
okay, but listen, is it truly the dark path if he's part demon? like isn't that the correct path for him? p.13
to clarify the previous point- I was rooting for him until he "began to eradicate each one of the human realm's great righteous sects" p.12
like okay, those who wronged him, totally fine- but everyone though?
crying at this authors name LOL p.12
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I get it Shen Yuan- big same. I'd be pissed too (re: dying at the end of the shitty book) p.13
the RAGE of his dying breath oh no ahahahaha p.13
Shen Yuan has trained his entire life for this moment (re: transmigration) p.16
oh god "please ensure that no score falls below zero, or the system will automatically mete out punishment" p17
Well damn. I wouldn't want that either (re Shen Qingqiu's fate) p.19
this point system is WILD. Poor guy dies if he fails, jesus p.20
honestly same, if I was transmigrated into the body of a martial magic man, I would be checking out my new body too p. 23
YES. POINTS FOR PLOTHOLE RESOLITIONS!! p. 24
Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu: ERROR 404 p 26
okay thoughts: this is such a crazy role to navigate. he knows what's theoretically going to happen but he has to change the plot WITHOUT breaking character p.29
RE: ERROR 404. Super gross that he was having these thoughts about a CHILD. I did not know Luo Binghe IS FOURTEEN at this point. :( p.30
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omg. he's (shen yuan/shen qingqiu) also over here talking about finding a girlfriend LOL p31.
i'm crying XD "Holy Shit" p.33
at least Shen Yuan is aware that Shen Qingqiu is NASTY. p.35
Ming Fan is vile too- SO rude. p.38
oh no, im nervous for Luo Binghe (re- his necklace and Ming Fan's squad) p. 40
okay but honestly he deserves it. He (shen yuan/shen qingqiu) just got points removed for the leaf thing and now he's over here doing it again. p.46
the SASS he (Shen yuan) is giving this system p.50
oh jeeze the fact that Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu is unlocking new content is STRESS. p55. Like he is barely surviving the plot, it's been like 10 minutes, and he's over here unlocking a side quest already
finding a loophole to help Luo Binghe- I love it! p59.
This concludes my first chapter!!! Hopefully I have a new chapter tomorrow
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the4n4juggalo · 23 days ago
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redoing this because i accidentally deleted it lol
hiya, my name is anon! with the help of my friend em and another friend on the inside, we expose predators on edblr and report them to our predator masterlist.
to be clear, while we are pro-recov, we donot post ed content we only really post when we find another predator. which you can find from our #whoop whoop tag (cos, thats the sound of the police, and i guess we're the police?)
you can report a predator by going into our inbox or by going into our dms, preferably with screenshots. it means a lot to us to see this community come together to help people and this account wouldn't be what it is without yall so i am eternally grateful to everyone who even interacts because it really boosts the blog to those who need it
outside of that, if you ever have just any questions in general, hit us up in our inbox. it'd be interesting to get to know each other!
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any sort of anti-ed/sh person - this is a safe space
if you want a coach, this place it not for you "what if i like the attention" then block me, seriously
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rcta, acta, etc. yall are not a valid minority
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p.s. if you are ever dming or just generally interacting it's me (anon!) who'll respond. em doesn't own the account and also doesn't rlly look at the dms cos it'd be kinda weird if you're dming and you dont know who it is your talking to, so im the one who does all that
btw, im deleting all the ignorant comments on here, im not gonna correct yall or block yall, im just gonna delete them bc aint noone got time for that
if you twist my words to turn this post into me being an asshole i will not bend over backwards so you understood what i very clearly said
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pr0blematickk1dd0 · 9 months ago
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Heyya I finally did myself an account specifically to talk about this
For those who dont know (Everyone bc nobody knows me lol) I was the one who created the term "Darkship/Darkshipper/Darkshipping", Im not an anti trying to make another term, Im pro-fiction and pro-ship and wanted a term so antis could stop calling problematic ships "proship"
So Im going to explain what the hell does "Darkship" means
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As I said; I wanted a term for problematic ships and that Is basically what Darkship means. Darkship Is a term based on Dark Tropes and Shipping, Its used for any ship that can be considered problematic.
Now, I have seen a lot of people explaining It as "illegal ships" and while this Is thecnically true I feel really uncomfortable with this, I dont want Darkshipping being mixed with IRL terms, Darkshipping Its for fictional and only fictional things.
So, its darkship the same as comship? Honestly? The fuck if I know, Im still not sure of what exactly a "comship" is and I made the DarkShip term bc I didnt like comship.
I made the term on August 2022 but It only became popular on Tiktok on 2023 (and I still dont know why bc my old account was banned). The combo emoji I made for It Is "🖤🥀" but I think there Is a More popular one (I dont like it tbh but oh Well)
And finally, I know i cant control who uses a word I made for the internet but RADQUEERS, MAPS, ZOOS, ETC, DONT USE MY TERM nor as a tag on post, nor as something in your cardd/presentation, I dont like it, I dont like you, and thats It.
TLDR; Im the creator of Darkshipping, Darkship means problematic ship, dont call It illegal ships, Its only for fictional settings, the combo emoji Is "🖤🥀", not the same as comship and Radqueers/Maps/Zoos/Related things dont use It
That's all folks
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solarballs-confessions · 6 months ago
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hi everyone! welcome to the solarballs church confessional /j
i made this blog bc i couldnt see any other blogs like this for the solarballs fandom, lol, and i figured, yk, i have a lot of time on my hands rn
im @might-be-capricorn on my solarballs/gimmick blog! go check me out there perchance?
rules:
no discourse. nothing to do with pro/anti ship, syscourse, etc. i dont have the energy for that.
no spamming. multiple asks from one person is fine, but only if theyre all different, even if they are related to eachother
no naming people in negative asks. basically, if youre being negative about someone or something (ie, "oh i hate it when people draw so-and-so like this"), do not name people who do that. naming people in positive asks (ie, "i like when people write so-and-so like that") is fine, though!
above all, be pleasant!
tags
#confession: for confessions
#mod capricorn responds: for when i respond to something
#not confessions: for posts that arent confessions, might be me updating you guys on something, might be an asker sending in something to me specifically, etc
#wrong blog buddy: when people send confessions for a different fandom that are funny enough for me to post them
anyway thats all for now! go crazy!
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pollesaysselfship · 1 month ago
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Hellooooo !! name's Dylan or Katniss! Pronouns are they/he/shi/aer + some self inserts have other names i use!! only call me them if close ^_^ i can usually only focus on 1 f/o at a time so!! if my layout changes a bunch, that’s why. ^_^”
anya’s one and only 🌌♥︎ (10/29/24)
mike schmidt's husband 🔦♥︎ (10/30/23)💍 i'm a non-sharing yumeshipper! i am also an artist! and i write... Occasionally
dni; basic dni criteria (tl;dr : if ur a freak), proship/profic whatever (block me), if you selfship with my f/os, canon ships with my f/os (unless there is a note beside them on the list below!) AI "art" supporter, endogenic/supporter, anti non-sharing yumeship, genshin fans (unless close). I block freely!
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f/os under the cut ✨
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Romantic! (not the full one, just main ones <3)
♥︎ Primary ♥︎
Mike Schmidt (FNaF Movie)
Anya (Mouthwashing)
Vanessa Shelly (FNaF Movie)
Billy (Burn 2019)
Derek Danforth (The Beekeeper)
Josh Futturman (Future Man)
Peeta Mellark (THG) (im a katniss introject hii hello)
Clapton Davis (Detention 2011)
David (Long Gone Heroes)
Two-Face / Harvey Dent (DC/Batman)
Edward Nygma / The Riddler (Gotham TV, Arkhamverse)
Toy Bonnie (FNaF 2)
Vanny (FNaFSB)
Allan Red (Smiling Friends)
Daisuke (Mouthwashing)
♥︎ Secondary ♥︎
Nick Furcillo (The Quarry)
Goro Majima (Yakuza) (kazumaji is fine!)
Kazuma Kiryu (Yakuza) (kazumaji is fine!)
Nishikiyama Akira (Yakuza) (majikarp is fine,, but i doubt anyone else ships them LOL i love them personally,,..)
Wallter (Regretevator) (wallmark is fine!)
Mannequin Mark (Regretevator) (wallmark is fine!)
Wynona Whitecloud (Grimsburg) (i am the first ever wynona selfshipper :3)(lets keep it that way)
Adam & Barbara Maitland (Beetlejuice) (Polyam)
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Familial!
Sun/Moon (FNaFSB) (Parental)
Josh Washington, Ryan Erzhaler (Supermassive games) (Sibling)
Abby Schmidt (FNaFM) (Sibling in law)
Primrose Everdeen (THG) (Sibling)
Effie Trinket / Haymitch Abernathy (THG) (Parental)
Roxanne Wolf (FNaFSB) (Parental)
Glamrock Freddy (FNaFSB) (Parental)
Chilli Heeler / Bandit Heeler (Bluey) (Parental)
Frisky (Bluey) (Parental)
Captain Curly (Mouthwashing) (Sibling)
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Romantic Tag Guide!
🔦 || lovesong - dylmike/lullaby tag
🩹 || warm nights - toolkit/dylanya tag
🐰 || its you hiding in limelight - dylnessa tag
🔥 || supermassive black hole - dylan/billy tag
🥂 || i wanna be yours - wolfderek tag
🏹 || always. - everlark tag
🛹 || romantic lover - clapton/ash tag
📟 || killshot - david/dylan tag
🌗 || harvey - dylvey/twoshifter tag
🎀 || everyone adores you (atleast i do) - dylbon tag
🩸 || this comes from inside - dylvanny tag
🧀 || tea errors - dylallan tag
🐺 || lovefool - kaznick/furgrove tag
🐶 || messages from the stars - dylmaji tag
🐉 || today is a diamond - dylkiryu tag
🐟 || late night drive home - nishidyl tag
🧱 || somethin stupid - wallter/dylan tag
🪵 || hey lover - dylmark tag
🧪 || good luck babe! - wynona/ashton tag
📔 || handbook for the recently deceased - maitlands tag
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Familial Tag Guide!
🚀 || intertwined sewn together - curly tag
🍬 || superstar daycare - sun/moon tag
💚 || platonic soulmate - ryan/josh tag
🖍 || coloring book - abby tag
🌹 || little duck - prim tag
💝 || team - effie/haymitch tag
🏁 || her favorite - roxy tag
🌟 || my superstar - glam freddy tag
🐶 || the heelers - chilli/bandit or frisky tag
I look forward to making new selfship mutuals!!! <33
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tikiki05 · 1 month ago
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hiya, i saw one of your posts about not liking ghostflower (no shade, not for everyone, i get it) and you'd also tagged with anti-Gwen Stacy
just wondering if you dislike Gwen's character, i guess? im not looking for an argument or anything, i just like hearing peoples takes on characters, and if you dislike her, i'd love to hear the reason why
obv no hate at all if you do, ion throw shade at others for disliking characters, just curious is all; feel free to totally ignore me if im way off base, too
Hiii thank you for this ask! You worded this so sweetly and I’ve been wanting to talk about this for a good while!
Do I hate Gwen Stacy? The answer is kind of yes and no, but mostly no, I just really like critiquing and talking about her. I don’t want to hate her, I don’t like to say I hate her, cause she is cool! But recently I’ve come to feel that her and her character were just severely fumbled by the writers (granted im fully aware that im just some shitter on the internet who writes silly stories critiquing the professional writers of an academy nominated film franchise lol) Also her messy fanbase doesn’t help her case either 😬
So, why do I use the tag anti-gwen stacy? Reason being is that I want to carve out a little space where discussions about her character that aren’t full-on hatred or full-on praise can breathe, and most importantly, where criticism of her is safe from her crazy stans. Basically a tag that can be objective about her
Though I do wanna say that I still consider myself a tumblr baby, I think I’m coming up on 3 months of being on here? And I’m still learning new things about this illustrious platform everyday. So if I’m ever using tags wrong or just generally misunderstanding the etiquette on here, please! Kindly let me know! I learned about proper tag usage when discussing popular ships like ghostflower the hard way, iykyk 😭
Speaking of that post, it’s two months old and I am still getting hate comments on it despite the edit I made backtracking and explaining how I was new here. I don’t understand why people would wanna take the time to reblog and comment with hate instead of just blocking and ignoring! People are way too comfortable online now. Enough venting about that though
Thank you so so much for this lovely ask, and I hope your evening is as lovely as you!🧚‍♀️💞✨
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sasubaeuchithot · 3 months ago
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Thoughts on naruto antis? I've seen a lot of sasuke stans hate on naruto, saying that he's barely better than sakura, and it always leaves me with such a bad taste in my mouth?
I'd never say that naruto and his ideals are beyond criticism, as dear as he is to me. That'd be foolish.
But it just. Rubs me the wrong way when naruto is made out to be some sort of horrible selfish bad guy that wanted to control sasuke
(im ignoring anything beyond chapter 699 for my sanity because both naruto and sasuke got seriously messed up after that im still horrified 😮‍💨😮‍💨)
i mean, people are allowed to anti as long as they anti away from the character tags and shit, so for antis themselves I don't really mind them lol. i do think they very badly misjudge his character, but i can understand them calling him a bootlicker and whatnot- especially with how they concluded the series. but naruto at his core has shown me that he's too ready to break rules for his own morals to truly be a konoha bootlicker.
from day one we see naruto undermining authority and rejecting the notion of leaving the people he loves behind for his village. when he chooses to side with the village, it's because he sees the village as all individual people that he cares about. he wants what's best for everyone, and he's determined to always find an outcome to make everyone happy, even if that notion is inherently idealistic and impossible to actually achieve in nature. but goddammit is he going to strive for it anyway, because that's what he views as right.
in the end, naruto's radical idealism is the perfect balance to sasuke's radical realism. I believe they both need each other to find the answer to the shinobi world's problems. sasuke had given up hope on the good in people while naruto is blind to the bad in them. both are one-dimensional ways to think of a person and lack the depth that people need to be truly understood.
i think the problem with naruto that i would agree with from antis lies in that last sentence's use of past and present tenses. sasuke HAD given up while naruto IS blind. we don't get to see naruto truly be balanced back out the way we saw happen with sasuke. that is a narrative mistake with the way kishimoto ended the series (and the way the sequel continued without acknowledging needed to happen). the series ends with sasuke realizing that ✨🦋🌸humanity is worth saving and even people who did bad things can still be good🌸🦋✨ without letting naruto truly see that some people are beyond saving and the ideals they hold should be eradicated before they infect more people. kishi chose to redeem nearly every single antagonist, choosing the final big boss to be some random bitch we weren't introduced to until the story's fucking eleventh hour. that he made an alien. so naruto didn't have to face his own morality because she wasn't human so like it's fine to lock her away for all eternity in a big fucking rock. so i get people who don't like naruto for being upset that we got to see sasuke's views be swayed by him without getting a truly satisfying parallel from naruto in turn that would justify sasuke's morals shifting.
anyways, as always, i blame shippuden's ending
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sunlightandsuffering · 2 months ago
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Y’all know who’d go crazy with Eren and Mikasa not wearing condoms on that series of baby roulette drabbles? Not Armin, Armin’s reaction was mild compared to Floch’s. Floch is anti-Mikasa and when he finds out they’re not wearing any condoms he’s shocked out of his mind and about to throw up. Do you think Mikasa tells Floch they don’t use condoms just to be a brat and establish her dominance or does Floch try to find out the size of Eren’s cock on his own (like asking for condom tips like Armin lol) and gets this same answer again?
IM LAUGHING AT ALL THE FLOCH HATE HERE IT'S SO FUNNY! Someone sent me a similar ask like right before u and iether ur the same or u guys are just on the same wave length lmfao! we need a floch hating universe tag bc there was that one funny trail of asks where we were just HATING on him hard lol.
Mikasa has never liked Floch.
Not since the first day she met him, the eight grade having just begun, all of the elementary school students mixing together for the first time. Rival cliques forming, new friendships blossoming, and for Mikasa, the most stressful time in her life because her and Armin had to hold tight to Eren like a fucking lifeline. They hadn't been dating back then, but it was widely known amongst their little group that Eren belonged to her, that if someone was going to date him it would be her.
They had been friends for the longest, still lived across the street from each other, their moms were good friends, she was over at his house almost every day. A weird sort of possessiveness had overtaken her because she would NOT be losing her future husband to some brand new girl.
But little did she know, her real competition would be him, the irritating little red head that become obsessed with Eren nearly the moment he saw him: Floch Forster. He'd become almost enamored with Eren, and it got worse the older they got. Eren joined the soccer team, so did Floch, Eren took art instead of music class, so did Floch.
Even into university, of course she and Eren would attend the same universtiy, and yet the first day of classes there he was, sidling up next to Eren like it was nothing. Fucking Floch. Mikasa hates him.
Even more so because his obsession has so clearly morphed into a crush, and Mikasa doesn't discriminate when it comes to love rivals, anyone and everyone is seen as competition and she will NOT stand for Floch trying to steal her man. They're sitting at lunch, one of the larger cafe's on campus, Floch having found them after his most recent class to interrupt their intimate lunch date and Mikasa is fuming as usual because this is HER time with HER man.
"Yeah," Eren is nodding, patronizing his friend because he's never seen it, never understood her immense hatred of the man, "That exam was killer, we'll see how much they curve it." "I'm sure you did great Eren," Floch tells him helpfully and Mikasa's lip curls up in disgust, what a suck up. Where she was drilling Eren with exam questions up until the last moment before he went in here is this little puppy dog of a man spoon feeding him praise. Idiot. That is not how Eren will see results!
Eren smiles, turning to Mikasa, ever the doting boyfriend, "It'll be because Miki helped me study so much if I do." He leans in to kiss her and Mikasa makes it long, slow, her hand coming up to tangle in his hair, her tongue teasing his as she leans in. She makes an exaggerated little moaning sound as Eren grips her hip, his hands unable to stay by his side, tugging her closer to deepen the kiss and Mikasa squeezes his bicep to keep her balance. "Eren," she whispers breathily as he finally pulls back, rubbing the entire act in Floch's stupid face, and Eren looks out of it now, his pupils blown wide. He looks like he wants to discard his lunch all together in favour of taking her back to his apartment.
Eren winks at her as he pulls back, hand on her hip and ready to drag her away at any moment.
Mikasa grins, "You just needed some motivation baby what can I say?" Floch looks utterly disgusted and Mikasa smiles like the cheshire cat.
Eren meanwhile is getting antsy, it's clear to her that kiss was a precursor to a little afternoon delight if she can get away with it. "I'm gonna throw our stuff away okay Miki and then lets head home for a bit before your evening class." Floch looks like he wants to open his mouth, to protest but Mikasa cuts him off, looking up at her boyfriend spiritedly, all smiles, "I'd love that baby." Floch's mouth shuts in irritation and Eren gathers their lunch trays before disappearing off towards the trash and recycling bins. Mikasa has about two minutes alone with the little leprechaun and she's going to make it count. She turns, eyes thinned to slit, venom in her voice, "Stay away from him Floch." The Leprechaun glares back murderously, "No." "He's my boyfriend."
"Well maybe that could change," Floch smarts back, "You're awful confident for a girl who didn't make a move on him until the eleventh grade." Her nostrils flare and she could reach across this table and fucking claw his eyes out, she wants to.
"I'm confident because I have a promise ring on my finger and I'm the only one he's ever been with, everything that turns Eren on is me," she tells him confidently. "Until it's not," Floch scoffs, "Anything can get old after a while Mikasa, even you."
God she hates him, and she wishes she hadn't let Eren take her fork away, it would look awfully good sticking out of his hand right about now.
"I'm not worried about it, he still wants me just as badly as the day I took his virginity." "You sure?" Floch jeers, "Everyone likes to experiment in university, even men, don't count me out yet Mikasa."
"Don't fool yourself you were never even in the ring, I could take him home right now if I wanted and he'd thank me for it." "I think you give yourself too much credit Ackerman." "You don't give me enough," she retorts.
"You're just a pretty face and a nice body Ackerman, that's all. Eren will tire of you eventually, they always do, high school sweethearts don't last." "I'm a fuck of a lot more than that," Mikasa snaps, "You're an idiot if you think Eren is with me just for my looks, he loves me. My tits are just a nice perk." "Whatever you say Mikasa," Floch jeers, a cruel smile on his face, "They'll get saggy soon enough and then we'll see how big you're talking." Mikasa fumes, murderous, how fucking dare he. She's saved from answering at the sound of Eren's footsteps, and out of pure spite Mikasa yanks the V-neck of her top down to expose her ample cleavage. She mouths a quick 'Fuck You' to Floch before turning to Eren, and just seeing him is a relief, "Babe, I don't feel great can we head back now?"
Eren's words of concern are cut off by Floch, who isn't about to go down without a fight, "But Eren said he'd study with me." Eren is fighting a frown, his attention locked completely on her, and then more accurately, her tits as his eyes zero in on the creamy flesh of her breasts. "I really think I should get Mikasa home if she isn't feeling great," Eren mumbles absently, his hands slipping down to her waist, massaging her sides and going for a very discrete feel of her tits. It makes her smirk. Floch huffs, "I'm just worried about this quick next week, you know how crazy they are after an exam, it's right back into the material." "I'm sure it'll be fine," Eren mumbles, his gaze slippingn up to her face now, concern etched in his expression, "I want to get Mikasa home." He sure fucking does, she can tell just by the twitch in his hands as he touches her. He wants her. Now.
She gives him her most innocent look, holding her hands up for him to grab her, "Yeah I just wanna get home, lay in bed with you for a bit, I need a recharge."
A soft smile overtakes Eren's face and he takes her hands, lacing her fingers with his, "Yeah I need some Mikasa time."
Mikasa smiles winningly at Floch, tossing her hair over her shoulder as Eren helps her up, the final blow, "But Eren," She looks at him with faux concern, "Baby I think we're out of condoms though, should we buy more?" Eren looks genuinely confused as he tugs her up from the bench, his hand finding her hip almost worryingly and he's quick to stroke over the exposed skin.
"Baby what are you talking about you know I hate condoms, we havne't used them in forever" His brow furrows as he slips his other hand up to cup her forehead, checking her temperature, "Especially with you, you know I love going bare, are you sure you're okay?"
Mikasa smiles sweetly, surging up for a kiss, "Yeah I'm great, just love you."
Eren beams, tucking her under his arm, "Good, I was scared there for a sec, I can't even remember the last time we used a condom and I don't really want to." Eren turns, almost as an afterthought, shooting Floch a cocky smirk over her head, "You know how it is Forster, sorry duty calls, anyway I'll see you next week in our econ class yeah?" Floch is nodding dumbly, and Mikasa absolutely preens over her shoulder at him, even more so when Eren goes for a very non-discrete ass grab, evidently feeling a little frisky now. "Bye Floch." He glares at her, mumbling darkly, "Bye Mikasa."
AHAHAH OMG I WROTE THIS FOREVER AGO AND FOUND IT IN MY DRAFTS SO I JUST HAD TO FINISH IT!! NOW THAT IM FINALLY FEELING INSPIRED LOL AND I LOVE IT IT'S SO FUNNY
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